Snarf (snärf): A humorous occurrence and/or person, specifically one relating to the world of sport

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The Sporting Snarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world. We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We'd love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you'd just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure -- head on over to (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Posts by Young $narf

Lions Storm Back to Feast on Thanksgi...

A 12-year set the stage. This young phenom of a singer came out and reverberated the best national anthem I’ve ever heard, crushing the crescendo’s each step of the way. As his voice raised for “Rockets red glare,” my body shook with emotion. I was stunned and impressed. He finished the anthem STRONG, making me cry. I [...]

Red Wings Dominate Philly in Pavel...

Some fresh Red Wings helped their team win two in row at home. Center Stephen Weiss in his third game back scored the first goal of the game for Detroit midway through the opening period. Weiss has three goals since returning from Hernia surgery. We signed him a five-year, $25 million dollar deal before last season, but the injury forced him [...]

Clippers & Pistons Tango in Moto...

As the official ambassador for this game, let me first welcome the Clippers to our fine state. Please, enjoy the Palace. LA and Detroit kept it close for four quarters, exactly $narf’s dream as his two favorite teams battled each other. Ultimately, the bench scoring of the Clippers proved too much down the stretch. The Clippers led 9-2, [...]

Happy Thanksgiving, Snarfs

Please, enjoy Clippers/Pistons.

Richard Sherman & Doug Baldwin O...


Fuck it, Ferguson – go get ‘em

Monday Night Madness

Red Wings 4-3 Ottawa trailed 4-1, trying to snarf Detroit in the third period to no avail; Stephen Weiss scored two goals in his second game back Clippers Over Hornets Los Angeles picked up the slack on the road after falling yesterday in Memphis – Blake Griffin, Chris Paul, and Jamal Crawford each poured in over 20 points Buffalo domin [...]

New Webbie Mixtape Drops Thursday

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“All I Want Is You” ̵...

Everything That’s Wrong with Sp...

‘I heard her take her last breath and I knew she was gone,’ says sister of woman shot at Iron Bowl party in Hoover | I watched the Lions game today, and afterwards, as my dad tried to give me a hug, I was trying to stay mad at losing. We have to grow up. I saw a story in the current Sports Illustrated about some people who [...]

Fuck the Patriots

“ We took a knee, so I cut the nose. They went for a touchdown at two minutes — they could have taken three knees and the game could have been over. I mean, it’s football. You want us to keep playing football? Let’s play football. ”- Lions center Dominic Raiola, explaining his late cut block on Patriots defensive lineman Zac [...]

Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zer...


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