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Happy Thanksgiving, Snarfs

On this day, where we give thanks, I am grateful for: The ability to write, especially about sports, which I love. To cover Detroit, the city my father is from, and the teams I love: Michigan, Tigers, Clippers, Red Wings, Pistons, Lions, Whitecaps, Griffins, Peyton & Denver, and every sporting event with swag that allows […]

More Greatness from Billy W.

How blessed are we? Bill Walton is announcing this whole fucking Maui tournament! (Or so it seems!) Here are some gems I took down during his broadcasting of Chaminade-UNLV: At 6-1, minutes into action: “Let’s just call the game and give it to Chaminade right now.” Other announcer: Really? “Throw it down one time big […]

Bob Dylan: That Lucky Old Sun 

Thanks, Bill.

Early Season Struggles

The Clippers and Pistons better pull their head outta they ass RIGHT NOW.

The G of Bill Walton

Here’s a collection of what I was able to catch during the 2nd half of Bill Walton announcing the St. John’s-Vanderbilt game this afternoon: Bill is not a fan of the double-double: “The double-double is the most overrated in the history of stats.“ While talking about some swimming team staying near his hotel: “17 of […]

Silver Bowl

These are my dad’s two favorite teams: the Oakland Raiders and the Detroit Lions. The winner – the team best wearing the legendary silver. For the first half, the Honolulu Blue clearly complemented it best. There was nothing going for Oakland offensively. Detroit, on the other hand, marched down on their first drive to kick in […]

Michigan Overcomes Perve State

With all those penalties called against the Wolverines, it sure felt like we dropped the soap next to Sandusky! In all seriousness, it felt like we got fucked in the ass. I’ve never seen so many flags outside of a gay pride rally. The “Nittany” Lions (WTF?) hadn’t allowed a score against them in the […]

Winter Wonderland – Dean Martin 


Teal Swan Lands in Paris Just in Time

Sir Charles Nails It

It all is starting to make more sense to me. We’re in the PC-era of sports: like in south park, the politically correct machine has become the offensive, no-defense allowed mantra. We can’t hit in football, check you in basketball, or seem to appreciate small ball in baseball, allowing every sport to be sensationalized. And […]

Eckhart Tolle on the Refugee Crisis in Europe

The Biggest G in Town: John Mulaney

The Biggest G in Town: John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a man who cannot control his swag. That means, his swagger is out of control. (People don’t understand this is the highest of compliments!) After kind of being shit on with the canceling of his show, Mulaney, our boy storms back to the stage to deliver an improved upon performance, which is saying […]

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