How dare anyone celebrate this city of Celtics? They traded the heart and soul of their Eastern Conference Finals team, Isaiah Thomas, for a comparable player of the same position KNOWING Thomas gave them everything he had.

First of all, to Kyrie Irving: boy are you a pussy! Did you forget what life was like before the King saved your city? Have fun never fully fitting in with Boston, a team Thomas basically built. Al Horford and Gordon Hayward only signed to play with the little unstoppable soldier, whom Irving will never have half the heart of…

I’ve been hearing a statistically-obsessed friend of mine (whose a Knicks fan, no less) swoon over Boston’s early start and belittle Cleveland’s struggles. Ironically, New York hosts the Cavs tonight – but WHO GIVES A FUCK? Probably just a NY fan who hasn’t even seen the Larry O’Brien trophy handed to his team, lol!

What does LeBron James have to prove in the East? This isn’t the West… we aren’t talking about a conference loaded with title contenders; we’re talking about the EAST.

Fuck ya stats. Fuck Irving and the Hayward-less Celtics. And wait ’til Thomas returns before you get too excited…