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Grand Rapids FTW

After successfully fulfilling our Ralph destiny and watching the Grand Rapids Griffins hoist the Calder Cup into our arena’s sky for all to see – I couldn’t feel better.

I had had enough. Trump. New England. Golden State. How many more slack-jawed faggots would we all have to watch wear the crown? GR trailed 1-0. 2-1. 3-2. When we finally took a 4-3 lead with seven minutes to go, it was either we protect this HOUSE OR DIE TRYING.

Ask my brother, Ethan, who bought the tickets as a birthday present for me (which is in November! and I waited until now to cash in the tickets!): I yelled louder than I ever have in my life. For that final stretch, the sweat beading down my body only amused me as I let the last of the tequila do the work.

I held onto Ethan for dear life during those final plays – but we held on & confetti exploded in the same place I’ve watched hundreds of games, forcing snarf tears to gush over my jersey. I really tried to soak it in, looking around at my ten thousand fellow Michiganders, all of us hugging like family. I will remember that moment forever…

I needed that one. My brother recently moved in, and once again sports cemented (at least in my head) more vindication for a midwest family always struggling to survive.

I LOVE MY CITY. And to have that moment with my brother 16 years after we watched the Arena Bowl Champions in that same spot sure felt like a dream come true.


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  1. June 15, 2017    

    Love my city! Champ Rapids!!! Sounds like a hell of a week of Grand Rapids minor league sports. WE’RE THE CHAMPS!

    • Young $narf Young $narf
      June 15, 2017    

      FUCK YEAH!!! From the Whitecaps to the Calder Cup what a week GR!!!

  2. oldschool oldschool
    June 15, 2017    

    Congratulations on a well deserved Championship…I remember the Rampage and how great it was to celebrate at home. This was a proper finish to decades of attendance and never giving up. They went to thirty two cities and beat them all… well done Griffins, you are Champions now forever!

    • Young $narf Young $narf
      June 15, 2017    

      I still have the confetti we collected as kids from the Rampage… and now my desk is littered in more from these champions! We helped build this stadium brick-by-brick and boy is it surreal to watch it all unfold two decades later… WE LOVE YOU GRAND RAPIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Yoursportslova Yoursportslova
    June 15, 2017    


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