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Daily archives for February 6th, 2017

Oval Office Cold Open – SNL

Melissa McCarthy Destroys Sean Spicer – SNL

A Fatal Relationship Dynamic (And How To Solve It) – Teal Swan 

Ruining the Super Bowl

I hope Atlanta, the NFL, and everyone who watched understands what we just did. Instead of remembering a beatdown of NE, Lady Gaga’s electric halftime performance (the best of all-time with a nod to Prince), and all the festivities, we get to watch a team of Trump supporters parade around for an entire year. The […]

Where Have All the Gs Gone?

Y’all have become so fucking pussy! Do you even know how to make a decision? If so, how? I’m waiting… We pretend we know what’s going on, but we really don’t. So instead of admitting this, we pretend otherwise. Look, when you can’t make a decision, someone else will do it for you. I hoped […]

Six Years a Snarf

Six years ago today, I founded this site at halftime of the Super Bowl. I just hope it hasn’t been a waste of time. The only regular comment-er is my own dad. #2 my mom. My brother and my friends don’t even read these articles. Look, I’m not going to keep doing this just for […]

Evil Strikes Back

This is what you get, America: you fuck up everything good. You sit back on your fat fucking ass and you gargle horse shit food and advertising down until you’re unable to distinguish team from team. This is tragically fitting. We got LUCKY in 2016: Peyton & Denver; LeBron > the Warriors; the Cubs comeback. […]

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