TheSportingSnarf
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How Does It Feel?

Dear Green Bay,

You talked a lot of shit. A LOT of fucking SHIT. I want you to know, from the bottom of my Lions heart, how happy it made me and every non-Packers fan to see you collapse on the biggest stage possible.

Enjoy the Super Bowl with the rest of us, ya shmucks. (And fuck you.)

Love, $narf

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