No big deal… just fuck our Detroit/Michigan lives!

Incredible job, referees! Kudos for organizing your strategic effort to cheat so precisely. 4th & goal? Perfect timing! Deep ball – why not?!

Look, Cheate Carrol and fellow Cheathawks: I have 0 respect for you. Down 10-6 entering the final quarter, the NFL was too afraid we’d actually win and made sure we didn’t.

And if all the illegal behavior wasn’t enough to leave you vomiting uncontrollably, the level of arrogance on their side of the ball might as well have changed their name to the Seattle Smug. ZERO RESPECT.

I am so proud of these Lions. Maybe Megatron could have made the difference. Without our star this season we made the playoffs, something no one even imagined. We’ll be back next year, don’t you worry, Detroit!