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Monthly archives for January, 2017

The World Today – Teal Swan

Dare to Give a Fuck

You know being a Hillary Clinton supporter (Still with Her!), being a Democrat, being anti-bully, racist, sexist, apparently comes with it’s price. By responding to injustice, you become the new target; by speaking up, you get laughed at; and when showing courage, you are put down and called a pussy. Unfortunately, this is our reality. […]

Vladimir Putin Cold Open – SNL

How Does It Feel?

Dear Green Bay, You talked a lot of shit. A LOT of fucking SHIT. I want you to know, from the bottom of my Lions heart, how happy it made me and every non-Packers fan to see you collapse on the biggest stage possible. Enjoy the Super Bowl with the rest of us, ya shmucks. […]

HEAT Sink Warriors at the Buzzer

Swish.

SUCK IT, GREEN BAY!

SUCK IT, GREEN BAY!

Lady Gaga – Million Reasons

From the ashes of Drumpf… riseth the Phoenix.

World’s Greatest

I see you, women all over the world: AND I AM WITH YOU. Yesterday, in our nation’s capital as well as cities worldwide (including every United State), women and some men marched not only against Donald Drumpf, but oppression and injustice everywhere. They lit my fire like never before. My own mom was in attendance, […]

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK

The Greatness of BTV

The Greatness of BTV

     SO, several months back, in the middle of the night, I stumble across this crazy chat room called, “Bongfather.” Myself, stoned and several drinks deep, was severely intrigued. Over the next few hours, two OGs (Raccoon, iommi) taught me about this long-standing stoner chat room for snarfs just like me.      Each and every […]

DAT BOI OBAMA – 40 CAL

One Last Time

One Last Time

What a ride it’s been, Barack Obama. From your 2008 victory while I was a junior in Ann Arbor to tonight’s speech in Chicago, you have turned this country around 180 degrees. In case anyone has forgotten, the United States was the laughing stock of the world, letting George Bush “Jr.” win back-to-back elections but […]

Meryl Streep Crushes Bully Drumpf

Devastation Island

No big deal… just fuck our Detroit/Michigan lives! Incredible job, referees! Kudos for organizing your strategic effort to cheat so precisely. 4th & goal? Perfect timing! Deep ball – why not?! Look, Cheate Carrol and fellow Cheathawks: I have 0 respect for you. Down 10-6 entering the final quarter, the NFL was too afraid we’d […]

#6 Seed? Fair Enough

Nope, it’s not what we wanted. Losing 31-24 in front of our home fans for the second time this year to Green Bay for the division title definitely blew balls. BUT – we have punched our ticket to the playoffs, and no one can take that from us. As coach Jim Caldwell stated, 12 teams […]

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