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TheSportingSnarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




All-Time Victory

Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions would not be bullied into submission by their former division rival the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Instead, they forced five turnovers, Stafford with taped fingers barely threw an incompletion, and Matt Prater drained the game-winning field goal in Florida’s face with almost no time left. Florida can suck our Michigan […]

Fuck Bois = Sleep Loss

Imma eradicate the living snarf out of every one of you last fuck boys… I now know why I haven’t had a kid yet – too much bull shit. Trump – you delusional cock-sucker. I await the demise of your presidency with almost the excitement of oldschool upon ya man’s arrival. Haha but serious, I’m […]

Fuck the Celtics

How dare anyone celebrate this city of Celtics? They traded the heart and soul of their Eastern Conference Finals team, Isaiah Thomas, for a comparable player of the same position KNOWING Thomas gave them everything he had. First of all, to Kyrie Irving: boy are you a pussy! Did you forget what life was like before the […]

Allowed to Sit

My brother & I thought for a while about how to handle the national anthem when we returned to Van Andel Arena to see our banner raised from winning the 2017 Calder Cup Championship. Should we sit? Is there room to knee? We elected to stand during “O Canada,” and sit for “The Star-Spangled Banner.” […]

Carry On, Cubs

Heard that song on the radio, and it embodies the spirit of you, Chicago Cubs. As my friend from Seattle said tonight, you are my National League team. My twin sister from the north side. My team in 2016. I was all-in with you tonight, and you, unlike my fucking sorry ass Detroit Tigers DID […]

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