I think we were just bombarded with so much bullying, maniacal pacing back-and-forth and looming, destructive philosophies, denial, lying, and downright sickening comments from Drumpfenheim that you might have gone overboard if not for the smooth retorts of Hillary Clinton. It was fitting to have a woman open the debate in contrast to his recent remarks, where it brought tears to my eyes to hear Anderson Cooper state the truth: Donald Drumpf committed an act of sexual assault, if he ever did think he could do what he casually, coldly, said he does all the time: grab women without consent.
It’s funny, some people thought he might not even show up tonight. But that’s not dirty Donald’s style. He would never shy away from any spotlight, no matter how direct it was from the moderators. While Clinton said she was sorry for the millionth time for misusing some e-mail servers that no one cares about, gracing us with real humility, Drumpf wrote off his rhetoric as, “Locker room banter,” never once apologizing for anything he’s said or done on stage tonight.
My favorite part was when he disagreed with his own Vice President. “Really? We haven’t talked about that.” So prepared! You saw that all VP debate, and it was exposed with certainty when Drumpf wouldn’t support Pence’s plans for our military. Every radical, insane point Drumpf made was boiling over by the end like he was on drugs. He closed his second debate endorsing Clinton for “never quitting.” It was like Alec Baldwin assumed his snorting body, which I could hear clearly on the radio like he was sniffling again from too much cocaine.
I appreciated Clinton’s sentiment on climate change, her sincerity for holding rich schmucks like Donnie-boy accountable for their fair share of taxes, for defending the health care that was scrutinized despite it’s enormous success for people LIKE ME. It was totally free and effortless to sign up for… and has saved me many basic costs. Drumpf continues to stay uniformed about our political system, unable to process a basic Abraham Lincoln metaphor in time for his response. Do you want him to be president?