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Monthly archives for September, 2016

Blessed By GNess

It would be awfully difficult to match the swagger of 69-year old Elton John, who I watched rock the piano in Toledo like he was still in the 1970s. Boy can that man sing, too. He belted out so many soulful, emotional songs that my glasses were constantly being wiped clean. I miss my dog […]

Go Home, Donald

You just got KO’d in the 1st round of the presidential debates. You offered nothing, resulting to unproven, unfounded claims against the intellectually superior Hillary Clinton that reeked of desperation. Look, you have no plans (/balls). We all know it. With Clinton under center, we could combat climate change, remove army-style guns from the streets […]

Here We Go

Here We Go

This is it. It’s go time. It’s time to let the world know bullies like Donald Drumpf get DECIMATED during a debate. Hillary Clinton is an experienced public defender. I bet the lawyer in her is salivating like Phelps before an Olympic race, like Michael Jordan during the Finals, like any real PRO vs. some […]

The Buzzkill (How To Deal With Positive Emotions) – Teal Swan 

Hillary Clinton & Zach Galifianakis: Between Two Ferns

BEAT THAT.

Tubthumping 

Bernie Knows, Too

"We have got to do everything we can to make sure that Hillary Clinton is elected president." —@BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/t1uxcoVJT5 — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 19, 2016

OBAMA

"You want to give me a good send-off? Go vote.” —Barack Obama: https://t.co/tTgeqxNqYm pic.twitter.com/Jqf2jmx3D0 — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 20, 2016

Lord Huron – Ends of the Earth 

Wolverines Hold Strong to Defeat Colorado

I slept in quite late, yet it was only halftime. I quickly learned Michigan led 24-21 despite trailing 14-0 to begin the game. They took the second half possession and soon scored on a deep pass, leading 28-24. That would be the last time we allowed them to score. Game MVP Jabrill Peppers returned the […]

It’s Simple

Either you believe in America and ultimately yourself, or you have become so jaded by life that you don’t. A vote for faggot ass Donald = you would rather give up on countless logical issues for your own bitter sake of not electing Hillary Clinton – who happens to be an outstanding human. If you […]

Can’t Wait ‘Til Next Year

Not sure where to begin. While I bitterly look back at a game the Whitecaps deserved to win, robbed of every close play all night long, I can’t help but feel a mix of incredible fondness for what just happened plus a yearning for next season. To me, going into 5/3 ballpark was the validation, […]

Instant Belonging – Teal Swan

Stronger Together – Jessica Sanchez

THAT’S HOW THAT’S DONE

LIONS TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. Yeah, we led 21-3 – yeah, our lack of a secondary allowed it to eventually be tied at 28 – but General Stafford would not be denied nor stopped, upending the opposition with a last second drive that gave our bum kicker a redemption song. Stafford switched it up brilliantly […]

This Is – Tim Hanauer

River May Come – Wild Yaks

Good Luck Tonight, Whitecaps!

I’m coming home I’m coming home Tell the World I’m coming home Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday Come on home for some more playoff baseball! We ain’t going nowhere!!

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