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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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TheSportingSnarf  is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Blessed By GNess

It would be awfully difficult to match the swagger of 69-year old Elton John, who I watched rock the piano in Toledo like he was still in the 1970s. Boy can that man sing, too. He belted out so many soulful, emotional songs that my glasses were constantly being wiped clean. I miss my dog […]

Go Home, Donald

You just got KO’d in the 1st round of the presidential debates. You offered nothing, resulting to unproven, unfounded claims against the intellectually superior Hillary Clinton that reeked of desperation. Look, you have no plans (/balls). We all know it. With Clinton under center, we could combat climate change, remove army-style guns from the streets […]

Here We Go

Here We Go

This is it. It’s go time. It’s time to let the world know bullies like Donald Drumpf get DECIMATED during a debate. Hillary Clinton is an experienced public defender. I bet the lawyer in her is salivating like Phelps before an Olympic race, like Michael Jordan during the Finals, like any real PRO vs. some […]

It’s Simple

Either you believe in America and ultimately yourself, or you have become so jaded by life that you don’t. A vote for faggot ass Donald = you would rather give up on countless logical issues for your own bitter sake of not electing Hillary Clinton – who happens to be an outstanding human. If you […]

Can’t Wait ‘Til Next Year

Not sure where to begin. While I bitterly look back at a game the Whitecaps deserved to win, robbed of every close play all night long, I can’t help but feel a mix of incredible fondness for what just happened plus a yearning for next season. To me, going into 5/3 ballpark was the validation, […]

THAT’S HOW THAT’S DONE

LIONS TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. Yeah, we led 21-3 – yeah, our lack of a secondary allowed it to eventually be tied at 28 – but General Stafford would not be denied nor stopped, upending the opposition with a last second drive that gave our bum kicker a redemption song. Stafford switched it up brilliantly […]

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