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Let’s Get It, Tigers

$narf is back. The hiatus is gone. Let’s win this division, take the AL Pennant, and claim the World Series.

Look, I’ve had enough. Oldschool and I are done: we let y’all do your thing, and once we stopped watching because we moved in to our new home and cable wasn’t hooked up, the Detroit Tigers claimed seven straight.

Maybe the magic has to slip through the cracks of life, maybe we needed a break. But heed our call to small ball, G’s, and watch Cleveland choke and the rest of the sucky American League collapse in your wake. I love the swagger of the win streak, but now are we hitting an injury wall? We can’t do it alone. Everyone must give this game everything they have, from the fans on up: focus on every single pitch, work that count, sacrifice, manufacture, and JUST WIN BABY.

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