Once upon a time, $narf came up with the idea for a sports news site that simply reported without being an ESPN-like judgement horse, let alone maybe share some POSITIVE feedback on our athletes.

The centerpiece of this decision was LeBron James. He took so much unnecessary judgement for leaving a city that refused to build him a proper contender. When his former owner wrote that letter, it reminded me of Z’s sultry response and exit to the King reaching the ’11 Finals.

you lose

No one remembers anything that assclown from Ann Arbor said, but we have seen James reign supreme in the East ever since. Sorry, Burwell: YOU LOST.