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Losing on the Run

So is it really an answer
Living A life in Hell
Shouldn’t the Lord Jesus
Or Muhammad tear down the wall?

Every goddamn day
the real terrorists live on
but not the Islamic extremists
Its the one’s inside that silently die
Just begging to be forgiven

Like sand through an hourglass
Peyton, Woodson, & Megatron Retire
Big Ben & Mr. Big Shot Rise to the Rafters
Not Long before it’s you and Me

So do we just silently die
while Brad Ausmus & Drumpf eat pie?
Is there no justice if you’re not white?

When will it end
For it all began
With a perfectly
normal fucking world.

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