Still so great! “Why don’t I get the trophy?” While those cunt cheerleaders just laugh at the poor little guy… (smh)

Here’s LaVine (all the other guy did was hump his mascot like a Japanese body pillow all night long):

That woke everybody in the building and world up. And Kenny Smith never stops talking shit lol. He says HERES THE STAR OF THE SHOW twice and then declares it’s over later on for his opponent… This dunk finally got me out of my seat, the ultimate test.

Oh, that’s a 50 all day! WOW NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. WOW! Again, in phantom slow-mo (mind the music) –

It doesn’t even look humanly possible on replay… he’s too far away from the hoop, no? ?!?!?!

Sick as fuck. So graceful, the difference between him and muscles is how much more LaVine is getting out of his frame… he’s much more slender and shorter yet balances it out with power and grace to be slick and solid every time. Plus, his preparation and focus are on point. He clearly has cared about doing this his whole life, something that would pay dividends as the contest wore on…

The pressure was on the champ for the next attempt. Muscles had made another 50, meaning LaVine was going home without a perfect score. No problem:

It’s like he’s fucking flying. Goddamn. Look at the reactions!

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Sudeikis is jumping for joy, that kid is freaking out,  and Anthony Anderson is so fired up he looks pissed… hell yeah! These are things that have never been done.

Again, snarf ranger got perfect 10s, so Timberwolf knew he had to stay with his A game:

That’s extremely difficult! This is why he’s the man, he clearly practices so many combinations and has an arsenal just ready. Other dude had ran out of tricks at this point; he clearly pondered his options at mid-court before settling for a simpler reverse dunk, earning a 47. The champ could smell it in the air. He went to his go-to 50 to finish him:

And that’s called: “AND THAT’S MY CONTEST.” WOW. GAME OVER, THANKS FOR PLAYING! For real though, what consistency. He could have gone all night, and he will, hopefully, by being back next year! THE CHAMP.

(See for yourself one more time, including our boy Andre Drummond!)