The Denver Broncos resiliently cashed in their check to Super Bowl 50 by beating the cheating, evil New England Patriots 20-18 in the AFC Championship.

We came out crushing their weak-ass. The defense wasn’t letting them put any drives together, and Peyton Manning took the offense down on their opening possession for the TD. He hit tight end Owen Daniels over the middle for an early 7-0 lead.

After two more successful stops, the O held the ball trying to march again. An errant forward-spinning-side arm was ruled an incomplete pass, but upon review, a fumble was declared (???) and NE was essentially given a free touchdown. Not again…

Luckily, the ball did not lie, and an extra point try failed wide right! 7-6. More karma came quick for the Cheatriots. On their next possession, Von Miller intercepted BradyLady in the red zone!

On third and goal, Manning again saw Daniels in the corner of the end zone, who nimbly kept both feet in for the score.

The defense gets the game ball. Out on the field much of the 2nd quarter, they solely surrendered a field goal, equaling a 14-9 game in the waning minutes. Denver put one more drive together, tacking on a 52-yarder for an eight point halftime lead.

Even though we received the 2nd half kick, it took a little while to get going. NE tacked on three more, another bend-but not break moment for our D. The quarter would close without any more scoring from either side. Credit Wade Phillips!

The Broncos didn’t abandon the run (like the Fags), and it paid dividends in the 4th quarter. Despite several drives stalling, we kept the clock moving enough to wind down. Manning even scrambled for a first down in a crucial situation. We eventually gave ourselves a 20-12 lead, putting the ball-minglers in desperation mode.

This is where Bellicheat cemented his status as an all time-douche. Twice, New England broached field goal range on consecutive drives, but both ended on fourth down gambles. We applied enough pressure to force a lot of errant passes by un-major Tom.

Finally, since we couldn’t even get one 1st down, with no timeouts, our defense was called upon again. Unfortunately, we let Gronkowski get loose for a deep play on another 4th down. And on 4th & goal, the unthinkable happened, as they scored with under 30 seconds left.

It all came back to the missed PAT. Forced to attempt the two-point conversion, the defense deflected and intercepted the ball – FAIL!

An onside kick was lunged at and recovered by the Gs in orange, completing a legendary win in Denver on a surprisingly sunny day. #18 took that knee, preventing the CHEATERS from raising the historic, glorious AFC/AFL trophy. Off to the Super Bowl, Broncos!