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“When my people died, no country bothered to light up its landmarks in the colors of their flag,” Elie Fares, a Lebanese doctor, wrote on his blog. “When my people died, they did not send the world into mourning. Their death was but an irrelevant fleck along the international news cycle, something that happens in […]
Fuck Cali.
Admit me: Just like Ronda R., no one expected Detroit to enter Lambeau Field and leave with the victory. Call us “Amy Schumer,” cause we knocked those mother fuckers out! Due to the plethora of weekend action, I woke up late in this affair, Lions leading 12-3. Credit our defense for keeping Green Bay in […]
Dear ISIS, Ever heard that song, “Why Don’t You Get a Job?” by the Offspring? Apparently, not. Or you’d stop being such gay-ass ninjas. (For real, though: this is a very sad situation, and we respectfully send our hearts to those affected.) There’s nothing wrong with stepping up and helping the have-nots. While ISIS is […]
But unfort, like your gay-ass sport, your career will be ending very shortly. That’s it. YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BY AMY SCHUMER! I once was sucked into this sport, but it’s not so – it’s too fast and violent unlike boxing to last. While seeing Holly & Ronda’s rematch will be really cool, […]
How did we just win that game?! Gheesh. While the boys tangoed in LA, Michigan traveled to Indiana for a battle at 3:30 ET, too. By halftime, the basketball game had nearly ended. I stressfully kept watching the updates scroll across the gayest invention ever, the bottomline during the Pistons-Clippers. While I wasn’t too worried (Michigan […]
God bless them boys in Red and Blue. Personally, I’d be lost without this game. I talk the Eckhart Tolle talk, but I’m still working on the walk. Fortunately, when my two teams meet, I can drop back and be the spectator I’m supposed to be. In this Saturday afternoon affair, Los Angeles was still without […]
Last season, to the unobserved, Michigan appeared to have an extremely poor season. However, it was due to the entire starting five turning pro from the national championship game, not to mention our few upperclassmen (Caris LeVert & Derrick Walton) getting hurt during the season. The AP poll respected our down the stretch effort, our […]
If the Clippers fall in Phoenix, but there’s no one there to see it, did they really lose? Unfortunately, yes. What is happening? (Apparently, BG was ejected in the 2nd Quarter…) Check out this bull shit: Redick? Back Spasms. Paul? Groin. Shut the fuck up, Reggie. U’d be twice as whiny on half the call! […]
What to make of – BAHH-BAHH, El Peytono Manninga about to become the NFL’s All-Time Passing Leader? Allow me to put this into some perspective: Brett Favre Johnny Unitas Joe Montana Every other QB in the history of man Why didn;t #18 set the record in Indy, the place who attempted to remove Peyton’s soul? […]
Sergei Federov was in the house after being inducted into the Hall of Fame last night. Thank god oldschool only now uncovered a clever nickname, “Sir Gay.” Cosmically, Alex Ovechekin and the Capitals were in town, and the Russians were tied for the most all-time goals from their country. However, Petr Mrazek had other plans. […]
