#1 Disrespects Small Ball All Day
-Hates the walk
-Sucks at bunting
-Fails to utilize sacrifice flies

#2 Jerks Around the Players
-Constantly fluctuating lineup with Brad’s nervous heartbeat
-No balls when switching pitchers (leaves the veterans in too long and yanks around the bullpen when he’s panicking)

#3 Overvalues Analytics Against the Naked Eye
-Doesn’t see obvious signs of success or a meldown, instead steadily deferring to righty/left charts and career stats
-Rushing injured players back too soon

We’re too good of a team to fall below .500 – something is obviously fucked. Doing all these little things equals an extra run or two a game. I bet Omar Vizquel can manufacture some runs.