If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t even believe it. South Park didn’t drop the hammer hard enough on PewDeePie: holy shit are you mother fuckers a lame ass generation.

Fresh air. Trees. Wind. Sky. Forgot what they looked like? Felt like? Smelled like?

I went into a chat room with the young kids that actually stream for fun. What is streaming? Because I didn’t know, either!

Is there anything worse than watching other people play video games? Like seriously, being stuck in one of those nerd mansions where they surround themselves in darkness and HD, getting acneed and fatter by the second. Yup – even with weed, it’s god awful.

Well, that’s streaming. Actually sitting at your computer and watching someone else play video games.

And video games are shitty, too. Once you discover pussy, pardon my french, fuck video games! THERE ARE WOMEN OUT THERE. OR ANY GENDER YOU LIKE, LOL.

I’m stunned. This guy booted me from his chat and he’s an apparent internet star because he plays the gayest most boring games in front of you. WOW – he unlocked a rare knife! OMG!!

HE JUST DID THAT! ONE IN 300! That’s what you live for? How the hell can you handle real life – like death, or loss, or real excitement, like an actual sporting event with human beings.

And shame, shame, shame on anyone watching these clowns. A new art form emerging? Now that is funny.