There’s literally no other option for Detroit sports fans. Every city too stupid to create their own network is a slave to the Fox Sports Machine.
They pump out the same generic coverage for every affiliate. Usually, they have one real Red Wing (Chris Osgood), Piston (Mateen Cleaves), or Tiger (Craig Monroe), then they rotate the same clowns as the other analysts.
These douches aren’t even real Detroit fans. They’re all trying to climb the corporate ladder and make it big on Fox. So, we’re stuck listening to people judge us who don’t even care whether we win or lose.
It ends up always being dramatic for the network’s sake instead of fair. The former players know infinitely more, but they play second fiddle to loud mouth idiots.
Here are the worst (and best) fuckers at Fox Sports Detroit:
Horrible References Section:
John Keating
-Aka “Red Face,” “Drunk Clown,” “The Steam Engine,” and “Foghorn Leghorn”
Mickey York
-“Kermit the Frog,” “Hands Malone,” “Buzz”
Matt Shepard
Nerdy White Guy Aisle:
Justin White
“Jimmy Neutron” is a Syracuse graduate from Boston…WTF?
Johnny Kane
…never has his questions prepared.
Trevor Thompson
“Someday we can be Ryan Field!”
G’s:
Chris Osgood
Craig Monroe
Kirk Gibson
Jack Morris
Mateen Cleaves
George Blaha & Special K
Token Whores:
Shannon Hogan
Lindsey Hayes
Ken Daniels
Mario and Rod
Mickey Redmond
Bo-Ring
…….. bulls-eye with the G’s…… all aboard and over the cliff with everyone else!
INDEED! UPDATE!