Do you like:

-A strong defense?

-A team that comes back?

-Richard Sherman, the cerebral, one-handed cornerback?

-Russell Wilson, the undersized, underdog quarterback?

-Marshawn Lynch aka Beast Mode?

OR

Do you like:

-Satan?

-A team that’s cheated for 15 years now, caught red-handed twice, and likely would have never even advanced to a Super Bowl without constant cheating?

-Pretty boy QBs? (Jay Cutler votes yes!)

-An angry, evil, coach who stays fat and sloppy?

-The team that is literally here because they deflated footballs in the cold to win?

Hey – it’s your choice. Enjoy, snarfs.