[Richard] Sherman said Wednesday that Brady’s image doesn’t necessarily match reality. “I think people somehow get a skewed view of Tom Brady,” Sherman said. “That he’s just a clean-cut guy that does everything right and never says a bad word to anyone. We know him to be otherwise. “In that moment of him being himself, […]
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Month: January 2015
Fuck Tom Brady
Pistons Hang on Like Red Wings
Just like their inner-city counterpart, the Pistons held a big lead in the third before almost blowing it. (The Red Wings gave up a three goal lead before winning in a shootout.) Detroit came out on fire. Brandon Jennings assisted our first five field goals, and we scored 35 in the first quarter. Despite losing Andre […]
President Obama Ad Libs Epic Burn Against GOP During State of the Union
TWO FULL YEARS – GIVE ‘EM HELL, BARACK.
Live Your Life ~ T.I Ft. Rihanna
Mark Ronson – Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars
Red Wings Race to Four Goals, Finish Wild in Shootout
Oldschool and I turned her on up 2-1 after one period of play. Minnesota represents a team from our past, a former Western Conference foe. A Grand Rapids Griffin scored his first career goal to put us on the board. Teemu Pulkkinen looks like Happy Gilmore with his wicked slapshot. Unfortunately, his youth put him in […]
Honoring the Doctor
Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. day, snarfs! You can see we believe in the King’s words, his quote is displayed on our front page every single day. In an era where we are letting those entrusted to protect us kill us, I encourage everyone to remember how powerful the nonviolent resistance of the 60’s was. […]
Suck It, Rodgers
Enjoy the night with your fellow losington Colts, bitch!
Henrik Hat Tricks Buffalo
If you had seen last night’s game, Detroit took a 3-0 lead in the first period, forcing a goalie change from the Predators. Tonight, it was deja vu – our opponent, the Sabres, scored three goals on their first seven shots to force Petr “Griffin” out. To Mrazek’s credit, he’s evolving faster than he was […]
Michigan Survives Northwestern for BIG Big Ten Win
“BIG” But seriously – it was a close one. Michigan improves to 4-2 in the Big Ten after winning 56-54. With all these new teams trying to snarf us (*cough* Maryland), it’ll be even more bull shit to overcome. An 18-0 run in the first half gave the Wolverines an early edge at Crisler. You […]
Clippers Bounce Back in Sacramento
After falling last night to the gay-ass Cavaliers, Los Angeles looked to avenge their loss on the road. Blake Griffin scored 10 points in the first to help us stay even after one quarter. It would also stay tied at halftime, 52-52. Matt Barnes scored 11 in the second. It was a Clippers graveyard out there. […]
Pistons Cruise for Palace Victory
Detroit led the whole way over the 76ers, winning by nearly 20 points in the end. Kyle Singler sparked a 3-point barrage, draining six himself. Brandon Jennings picked up right where he left off, gunning down a pair of threes to begin the game that forced a Philly timeout. We took a double-digit lead going […]
Red Wings Score 5 Goals in Return Home
After not seeing our Red Wings all season, Detroit was in for a treat on Saturday night. Before you could see the puck drop, we took a 1-0 advantage. Then, another goal. Finally, Tomas Tatar netted a 3-0 lead in the first period! Our opponent was the dreaded Predators. They can be seen taking Nikolas […]
Andre Drummond Puts Back the Game-Winner at the Buzzer!
That’s two heroic Detroit wins in a row, folks. Brandon Jennings helped his Pistons erase a halftime deficit with 19 third quarter points. He launched and made eight three pointers throughout the contest. On Indiana’s final possession, Roy Hibbert held the ball on his home court. Andre Drummond stepped in off the bench and took […]
Pavel Datsyuk Scores Game-Winner in OT!
The game stayed scoreless for the first half of action thanks to Petr Mrazek stopping several tough shots, including one point blank rebound in the second. We were on the doorstep at the end of the period ourselves, just barely missing a few tries. Then, unexpectedly, St. Louis’ coach called timeout with about two minutes […]
Clippers Go into Portland… AND WIN
To borrow a play from my boy George Blaha’s playbook – we went into Portland AND WON. 100-94, game ball goes to DeAndre Jordan. He shot 8-8 and snagged 18 rebounds. Way to get big, big fella.
Red Wings 3, Sabres 1
Detroit struck first on a short-handed goal courtesy of Darren Helm (via way of Quincey). We never relinquished the lead behind Petr “Griffin” Mrazek, who stopped 25 of 26 shots that came his way. Buffalo made it 2-1 Red Wings, but Detroit scored another goal in the second period to re-up her to a two […]