Oldschool and I picked up the game two-nothing Red Wings. We survived some close shots to finish the period with that lead. The Canucks caught me napping, scoring quickly to start the second. Detroit was able to answer before the end of the period, going back up 3-1 on a power play. Vancouver came out […]
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Month: November 2014
Clippers Make History
With a win in Utah, it’s their first six game win on a road trip – EVER!
O-Verrated
Both Michigan & Michigan State had the Luckeyes in the first half, and a poor close to the second quarter by each team fed the false bravado that is Ohio State. Our defense shut them down, leading 14-7 with their only score on an interception. It’s like everyone let’s them get it their heads. Are […]
Blake Griffin Powers Clippers Past Rockets
In the midst of their seven game road trip, Los Angeles used their Michigan karma to take down Houston 102-85. Griffin scored 30 on 11-20 shooting with 10 boards. Our Pistons almost overcame Milwaukee at home. Hang in there, soldiers.
Down Three, Red Wings Win with Four Unanswered Goals
In New Jersey, the Devils kept it dirty early with some scrumming on Tomas Jurco, who fought back nicely. Petr Mrazek was in goal and had action early, too, ultimately allowing the game’s opening goal after losing his face mask. Detroit responded with Nikolas Kronwall’s slapshot to tie the game. From there, it got ugly. […]
Jurassic World Trailer
Lions Storm Back to Feast on Thanksgiving
A 12-year old set the stage. This young phenom of a singer came out and reverberated the best national anthem I’ve ever heard, crushing the crescendo’s each step of the way. As his voice raised for “Rockets red glare,” my body shook with emotion. I was stunned and impressed. He finished the anthem STRONG, making me […]
Red Wings Dominate Philly in Pavel’s Return
Some fresh Red Wings helped their team win two in row at home. Center Stephen Weiss in his third game back scored the first goal of the game for Detroit midway through the opening period. Weiss has three goals since returning from Hernia surgery. We signed him a five-year, $25 million dollar deal before last […]
Clippers & Pistons Tango in Motown
As the official ambassador for this game, let me first welcome the Clippers to our fine state. Please, enjoy the Palace. LA and Detroit kept it close for four quarters, exactly $narf’s dream as his two favorite teams battled each other. Ultimately, the bench scoring of the Clippers proved too much down the stretch. The […]
Happy Thanksgiving, Snarfs
Please, enjoy Clippers/Pistons.
Richard Sherman & Doug Baldwin Own NFL
RIOT
Fuck it, Ferguson – go get ’em
Monday Night Madness
Red Wings 4-3 Ottawa trailed 4-1, trying to snarf Detroit in the third period to no avail; Stephen Weiss scored two goals in his second game back Clippers Over Hornets Los Angeles picked up the slack on the road after falling yesterday in Memphis – Blake Griffin, Chris Paul, and Jamal Crawford each poured in […]
New Webbie Mixtape Drops Thursday
“All I Want Is You” – Barry Louis Polisar
Everything That’s Wrong with Sports
‘I heard her take her last breath and I knew she was gone,’ says sister of woman shot at Iron Bowl party in Hoover | AL.com. I watched the Lions game today, and afterwards, as my dad tried to give me a hug, I was trying to stay mad at losing. We have to grow up. […]
Fuck the Patriots
“ We took a knee, so I cut the nose. They went for a touchdown at two minutes — they could have taken three knees and the game could have been over. I mean, it’s football. You want us to keep playing football? Let’s play football. ”– Lions center Dominic Raiola, explaining his late cut […]