According to TheWashingtonPost, this woman found a crow at the Redskins’ game and held onto it for 45 minutes. Nice, Redskins fans.
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Month: October 2014
Annie Lennox – Take Me to the River
How Stupid Is Kansas City?
San Francisco radio stations ban hit song ‘Royals’ in wake of World Series – ESPN. It’s like using Born in the U.S.A. as a patriotic anthem. And we’ll never be royals (royals).It don’t run in our blood,That kind of luxe just ain’t for us.We crave a different kind of buzz. WE’LL NEVER BE ROYALS. DAMN RIGHT!
Peyton Manning Sets NFL Career Touchdown Record
And the Denver Broncos thrashed the San Francisco 49ers 42-17 on Sunday Night Football. Manning didn’t disappoint the national television audience, marching Denver down the field in their opening drive and finding his receiver to come within one touchdown of the all-time record. He promptly tied it on his next possession, finding Wes Welker who […]
Detroit Lions Storm Back on Saints
Oldschool had to take the reigns for this game – a little too early for snarf. Here’s what I learned in hindsight: The Lions trailed 17-3 without Calvin Johnson, and Golden Tate stepped up huge. It was a game of high penalties and too much passing. Olds said they baited us into the shootout. Luckily, […]
Red Wings Rally at Home as Clock Expires
It was the same old song as last night – Toronto stayed on their dirty horse. They committed several first period penalties and prodded our players from the get go, setting the tone for the game. It was to no avail, just like in their arena. The Red Wings couldn’t score, but neither could the […]
The Littlest Hobo Theme
Cal Smith — Lord Knows I’m Drinkin’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNf3eHJGe70 Exactly. (White Power!)
Rajai Walks It Off
Lest we forget who’s the best…
Red Wings Roll
Toronto came out dirty. They split open “The Mule’s” face just beside his eye almost immediately after the opening puck dropped. Johan (Mule) Franzen didn’t waste any time retaliating on the scoreboard. With the Red Wings earning a power play on a different high stick, the Maple Leafs mojo started to wane. Shortly after their […]
Not Looking Good for the Rapist
“No one who is not a dealer is going to submit that many autographs at one time,” said Matt Powers of Powers Collectibles in Kansas City, which sells the autographs of more than 1,000 athletes. “But besides the number, the giveaway of the JSA authenticated items that you can see on eBay, that suggests it […]
Blake Griffin Compares Donald Sterling to “Weird Uncle”
“Someone asked me the other day if I’m mad that he made out with $2 billion for selling the team,” Blake Griffin wrote. “Maybe a little bit. But in the end, I’m just happy he’s gone. I think about him pulling me around the White Party in Malibu, and a saying comes to mind: ‘Some […]
Worst Team to Ever Win the American League
If you didn’t think these playoffs were fucked, look again… I know first hand how average those fucking losers are, the Tigers beat them every step of the way and in every meaningful game. This is truly the circus.
Bo Jackson Tried to Help
I AM NOT TRYING TO — USE THIS ARTICLE AS MY OWN (THIS IS AN ESPN ARTICLE THAT I SUMMARIZED FOR THE PEOPLE TO GET THE INFORMATION). The following quotes are from Bo Jackson during “The Jim Rome Show:” “I really don’t know who is giving this young man guidance,” Jackson said in the interview. […]
Alex Avila Not Retiring
Tigers catcher Alex Avila has taken a tremendous beating behind home plate over the years. He seems to catch more foul tips, bats-on-the-backswing and just about every other thing catchers suffer back there. Avila suffered another concussion in the Tigers’ ALDS Game 3 loss to the Orioles, but he says that he’s going to be fine […]
Go Get Kirk Gibson
I’ll always appreciate what you did, Brad, but you fucked up the best team in baseball when it mattered most. Game One: You start Max Scherzer over Justin Verlander. That’s a Tiger-criminality, snarf. Verlander is our guy. Did you forget how clutch he was for us down the stretch? You can toss the numbers out for […]
Charles Grodin: LOUIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijQI2AJvNjI
The Violin Scene – LOUIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8UzeF7N9Bc I saw some girls playing different violins at ArtPrize, and they, like this episode, brought me to tears.