We play 162 games and have the shortest first round in sports. NBA – seven. NHL – seven. Can you imagine two division winners playing each other in the NFL opening round? It totally diminishes the achievement that took six months to earn.

The Royals suck. The Tigers dismantled them all year long and took the division from them. The Orioles – not that great. The Cardinals and the Giants – weaker than the Dodgers and the Nationals.

The wrong four teams are playing this weekend.

Furthermore, what’s up with these artificial start times? I played at seven PM all season long and my brain is used to it. The Tigers played at 5:30, NOON, and 3:30. WTF??? Let’s work all six months long and then just say “fuck it,” and throw all the work into the air for a gay ass playoff crap shoot.

THAT’S WHY I AM WEARING MY NEW DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP SHIRT – BECA– USE THAT’S THE REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT.