Fuck your commercial, fuck the Cavs, and FUCK YOU, TRAITOR – GO HEAT!
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Month: October 2014
Get used to it, motherfuckers: it’s never going to change. The NBA thinks we’re they’re goddamn little runt. We get no respect, we’ll never be treated like a true contender, and we’re considered the shit of Los Angeles. Seriously, GET — USED TO IT. THIS IS WHAT IT IS. Every fake fan can shove it right […]
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Gustav Nyquist slapped a shot, had it bounce back to him in the air, then knocked it into the net for the first goal of the game. My brother, father, and I watched the game together on my dad’s birthday. “We could not be stopped.” The Red Wings overcame three first period penalties. However, two more […]
Sorry, Royals – ya suck.
The election is one week away, snarfs, so let’s start campaigning. Schauer is the Democratic nominee, and that’s really all you need to know. Snyder has trashed our schools, taxed the elderly, and undone the beautiful breaks we had provided so filming on movies could take place here. Any Republican MUST BE VOTED OUT OF […]
My schedule was yanking and twisting over the last several days to seemingly set me up, magically, for the 9:30 AM ET wake up call that was the scheduled start time for the Lions in London. I woke up at 5:30, had a few Heinekens, and settled in. It was a beautiful day in Michigan, […]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOI0LoBaLhQ Stop making me cry, South Park
“He’s a great guy. He is a good athlete, and he has a good personality,” Leuenberger, Switzerland, said. “He is not over the top like other players, who think they are invincible. He’s doing a great job, and if there’s someone who can lead the Lions to the Super Bowl, maybe he is the guy. […]
Trailing 3-1 with just three minutes to play, Detroit was forced to pull goaltender Jimmy Howard. Danny DeKeyser promptly found a streaking Henrik Zetterberg, who fired his third goal of the season into the back of the net. 3-2. The Red Wings pulled Howard again. With under one minute left, Pavel Datsyuk took the puck […]
What a game. Fresh from my postgame four hour nap – let’s do this. The two division leaders of the AFC West squared off on Thursday Night Football. Denver was just off their Sunday Night-Manning Record game. Peyton & the Broncos knocked on the door early, but they couldn’t quite finish their first two drives. On their […]
A great script obviously didn’t change Matthew McConaughey, who just stated in GQ he is a big fan and supporter of the Washington Redskins name.