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— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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TheSportingSnarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Scherzer & Bullpen Guide Detroit

Max Scherzer pitched six innings, allowing just two runs on a 5th inning double. He stayed through the sixth with over 100 pitches, setting up our bullpen. Joakim Soria, Joba Chamberlain, and Joe Nathan swept the relief innings, going 1-2-3 each time. Our run support was infrequent but apparent from the start. Victor Martinez launched […]

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Detroit Walks-Off White Sox

It looked so easy – Detroit sailed through eight David Price innings without allowing a run. Then, a 3-0 lead evaporated in the 9th. Rajai Davis scored our first run, going from first to second on a hit-and-run, then stealing third base and advancing home on an errant throw to the outfield. The Tigers were […]

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Daniele Watts Acts a Crybaby

Daniele Watts Acts a Crybaby

This girl cried wolf to the NAACP saying her and her boyfriend were racially profiled. Now, the information has come to light that they were banging in her car. Watts’ obnoxious acting stood out to me in Weeds. This girl has some issues! In her TMZ audio, she won’t give the officer her ID for no reason. The little […]

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Valiant Peyton Comeback

Manning scored two fourth quarter touchdowns, including one with under twenty seconds left to force overtime in Seattle. His drive took forty seconds without any timeouts left. The Super Bowl rematch was much more respectable, even without the neutral field. Denver’s much improved defense only allowed three points in the second half. Unfortunately, they won the […]

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LIONS

The Lions answered every one of $narf’s checklists by the end of the game: dominant defense, running game, and finishing drives. Our defense was the MVP, dropping Eddy Lacy for a loss on Green Bay’s opening drive and forcing him to fumble. The Lions then took the ball to the house, setting the tone in their return home […]

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Tigers Race to 10 Runs

In game one of the three game series in Kansas City, Justin Verlander notched the win in a 10-1 win over the Royals. The Tigers scored three runs in the first inning. Ian Kinsler led off with a base hit and advanced to second base on Torii Hunter’s ensuing fly ball. Miguel Cabrera then doubled […]

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