Want to stop being compared to other white basketball players?

Then stop being the same guy.

-You can shoot (jumpers, free throws, 3’s)

-You’re not quite as athletic as your peers (slow, awkward, stiff)

-You look like a model, but you can’t play defense to save your life

Add it all up, Dougie McD, and you’re just another shitty white boy.

(Minus Larry Bird, there are no exceptions, snarfs!)