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July 2014
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The Library of Snarf

Hey White Basketball Players,

Want to stop being compared to other white basketball players?

Then stop being the same guy.

-You can shoot (jumpers, free throws, 3’s)

-You’re not quite as athletic as your peers (slow, awkward, stiff)

-You look like a model, but you can’t play defense to save your life

Add it all up, Dougie McD, and you’re just another shitty white boy.

(Minus Larry Bird, there are no exceptions, snarfs!)

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1 Comment

  1. oldschool oldschool
    July 18, 2014    

    ………………….. and it’s the way it will stay until they can purge the ‘Manifest Destiny’ from their DNA.

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