Want to stop being compared to other white basketball players?
Then stop being the same guy.
-You can shoot (jumpers, free throws, 3’s)
-You’re not quite as athletic as your peers (slow, awkward, stiff)
-You look like a model, but you can’t play defense to save your life
Add it all up, Dougie McD, and you’re just another shitty white boy.
(Minus Larry Bird, there are no exceptions, snarfs!)