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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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TheSportingSnarf  is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Tigers 8-1

The Rays scored on a sacrifice fly to start the game. That’d be all, folks. Max Scherzer shut them down the rest of the way, tossing eight innings without the Rays scoring again. James Bond threw 106 pitches en route to his 10th win of the season. 00Scherzer surrendered just two hits and one walk […]

FUCK OFF LANDON DONOVAN

Hey you whiny little bitch: you didn’t make the team because you fucking suck. FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH MADE PUSSY. HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY FROM OUR AMAZING FINISH? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT BITCH. Our coach is the reason we made it this far. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU GODDAMN SPOILED […]

My Girl

1999: The original. I’m pretty sure I went through puberty when …Baby One More Time dropped. So innocent, Britney. (Gulp.) (If you picture me as a 5th grader making these comments, they will be much more appropriate.) Britney’s ascent with three straight top singles. That swooping cleavage shot is cemented in my memory… South Park’s prophecy. At […]

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