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Month: May 2014
Elton John – Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Elton John – Something About the Way You Look Tonight
The Inbetweeners Movie 2 Official Trailer
Heat Earn Split in Indiana
Save us, Miami: You’re our only hope.
Rain Pours on Pistons
Poor Stan Van. It must be sooo hard for him to be handed $35 million dollars, control of the team, and then lose your lottery pick. I mean, sure, just one week ago you likely hadn’t cheered for the Pistons for one minute, but still. Still. So hard, Stan Van. (Ron Jeremy jokes begin.) But seriously, fuck […]
Indians Fuel Snarf Train for Another Go-Around
All aboard the snarf train! Shoveling four runs in the 2nd inning right into the engine surely snarfed the Tigers this time, losing 6-2 in Cleveland. It sounds strange to say. Max Scherzer will look to follow in his fellow ace’s footsteps (minus any miscues, of course) tomorrow at noon for the series finale. Torii Hunter […]
Gorilla Zoe – So Sick
Tigers Rally Twice, Get Snarfed in 10th
J.D. Martinez put his name amongst Tigers clutch with a ninth inning bomb past Michael Bourn, center field, tying the game at four. Unfortunately, Al-Al would essentially do the same, giving up a solo homer with two outs and a full count in the bottom of the 10th. Too many walks may have cost us […]
First Tigers Sweep of Fenway in My Lifetime
Since ’83! Anibal Sanchez earned his first win of the season, pitching five strong innings. Sanchez struck out three, gave up one earned run, five hits, and three walks. In the fifth inning with the bases loaded, the Red Sox sent one back to him, and he turned the double play at third base to end […]
Tigers Take First Two Games of Series
Rick Porcello pitched eight smooth innings, surrendering one solo blast over the Big Monster to Xander Bogarts, but that was it all night. One run. The Tigers, meanwhile, kept it gangsta, again – to the tune of six runs. Alex Avila knocked in the game’s first run, a bases loaded shot that resulted in a […]
Tigers 1-0
Some rain tried to snarf with today’s Boston-Detroit battle, but in the end, the game went on. Max Scherzer struck out seven Red Sox in six innings, allowing none to score and seven to reach base, four of which were walks. He earned the win and was backed up in relief by Evan Reed, Ian […]
Thank You, Clippers
It’s an honor to watch you play basketball. I will always believe in my heart we’re better than OKC.
Verlander Completes Sweep in Baltimore
Detroit ended the 3-game series with a 7-5 finish over the Orioles. We led 6-0 behind some clutch batting from the bottom of the lineup. Our backup catcher “Doc” Holliday, Don Kelly, and Danny Worth all came up big against Baltimore. Miguel Cabrera got in the mix as well. Justin Verlander was smooth sailing up […]
Doubting Your Faith?
Here: Rod Allen’s cackling is priceless. If your faith is still shook, maybe like mine from the end of the Clippers game, Victor Martinez followed it up with a solo blast for back-to-back dongs. He went ham in the dugout, stepping his swag up and up with Torii Hunter in a back-and-forth. Here’s how the Tigers got […]
Ridiculous Ending Spoils Strong Game Five for Clippers
104-97. We’re supposed to foul Durant, not let him attempt a trey. Swish. 104-100. We take the clock down to 20 seconds, barely miss, and OKC makes a quick transition lay-up. 104-102. Chris Paul takes the inbound and is met by Westbrook, who manages to get a hand on it and force the steal. Matt Barnes […]
Tigers 4, O’s 1
Don’t mess with Torii! Ian Kinsler went yard to separate the score from 2-1 to 4-1. Rick Porcello earned another win, and the Tigers bullpen shut the door. Some sacrificing scored our first few runs, with Miguel Cabrera at the heart of it.
Serge Ibaka Hits Blake Griffin in the Nuts Again
Watch him do the exact same thing last season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NClpzkmpqTM He deserves to be suspended. This is blatantly intentional. Once? 25K. Twice? One game suspension.