Leslie Knope: I’m thinking of leaving Pawnee. Moving to Chicago. I just need to make sure that the future is secure around here when I leave, you know? Allison would become April and then April would become me. I mean, let’s face it Ron, I love you, but you’re hopeless without me.

Ron Swanson: Blueprints for the future are a fool’s errand. They’re like blueprints for a house. Nice to have, but any foreman with half a brain doesn’t need to look at ’em.

One day, this year or maybe the next, you’re gonna be somewhere else. So enjoy yourself, now.

LK: Dammit. I just with once, you would say something stupid so I could ignore it.

RS: (Silent nodding.)