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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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Tigers Take Two-Game Series @White Sox

Max helped us win today in a 5-1 afternoon win, striking out seven for his streak of that many or more to begin the season eclipsing the previous Tiger record. Last night, we came back to win 4-3. With Austin Jackson on third in the ninth inning, our catcher Brian Holiday laid a perfect bunt down […]

I’m So Proud of My Clippers

That’s right, Donald: my Clippers, too. You only owned them on paper, and thanks to the swift justice of new Commish Adam Silver, that’ll be took from you as well. When the Clippers walked onto our court tonight, there was a vulnerability about it that you don’t see from these gods among men very often. […]

Fuck Donald Sterling

“There is no room for Donald Sterling in our league,” [LeBron] James said, both sternly and stoically before the Heat’s 98-85 win in Game 3 of the Heat’s first-round playoff series against the Bobcats. “There is no room for him.” via NBA – LeBron James scores his most telling point with Sterling. Get our team […]

Don’t Squander This, Kid

Northwestern co-captain says union not necessary for our team – ESPN. You’re killing me. You’re school earned the right to do this – please, respect yourself and do it. This is bigger than you. You are being swayed by asshole adults who only care about money. Listen to me. UNIONS ARE OUR RIGHT. Do your […]

Sick of the Boston Beatdowns? Me, Too

It’s not from a lack of Red Wing skill. This is becoming outrageous. We’re being bullied out of the playoffs. Detroit won game one 1-0 and has dealt with cheap shots ever since. I’m sick of 6’10” Charo thugging his way through our more talented players. If they want to stick us in the balls, […]

Tigers Beat White Snarfs 8-6

Cabrera. The Tigers trailed 1-0 in the bottom of the first behind, once again, leaving the announcers’ volume too high. Once I adjusted, Miguel Cabrera singled Ian Kinsler home to tie the game. Cabrera continued his day at the plate with a two-run homer. The Tigers scored five runs that inning. Later on, Detroit tacked […]

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