December 2, 2006
Michigan defeated Wofford on a Saturday afternoon in Ann Arbor. It might have been my best memory of attending a Wolverine basketball game in college. My buddies and I were nicely intoxicated, and my buddy wore a “FUCK WOFFORD” T-Shirt. The police stopped him in the Crisler bathroom and politely told him to flip his shirt inside out. Then, however, the officer smelled that stinky breath and asked for an ID. He had his older brothers’ AND his Michigan ID Card, an “MCard,” which exonerated a G.
So yeah, Wofford: we got some history.
Congratulations to Michigan State for winning the Big Ten Tournament. I think it’s good for us to upgrade our interior defense before the big dance. We’re great at defending the perimeter and scoring, so if Horford and Morgan can protect our paint, we’ll be good. Our coach guided us all the way through last season, and he’ll guide us again if we listen.
Good luck, snarfs, and let the madness begin!