You are terrible. Stop writing. If your family loves you, they will get you help. And hair. Seriously, you bald snarf – wtf?
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Day: March 3, 2014
HEY, IT’S ME, GRAVITY:
(Sandra Bullock doing somersaults in space:) “Whooa. Whooooa. Whoooooa.” (Repeat.)
BEST PICTURE 12 YEARS A SLAVE!
PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG! (I gotta say this: I am SO MUTHER FUCKING PROUD OF THESE MOVIES. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I’M ANGRY AT THESE OLD, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE FAGGOTS. Please, know the definition: I LOVE GAY FAGS. I WOULD NEVER — USE FAGGOT VS. GAY PEOPLE. I ADORE GAY PEOPLE. JUST LIKE BLACKS. WE WON THESE OSCARS, […]