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February 2014
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“The Mule” Hat Tricks Senators in Ottawa

Final score: Detroit 6, Ottawa 1

They were so desperate to stop The Mule they resorted to cheap shots on a guy who just came back from a concussion. Eventually, Franzen and another snarf for the Senators were ejected. Reminded me of when the Warriors got Blake tossed on Christmas. It’s bush-league bullshit.

That’s why we won 6-1 in Ottawa. Our goalie stopped over 30 shots, including several on the power play. Tomas Tatar added a nice goal, too.

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  1. oldschool oldschool
    March 1, 2014    

    …….The league needs to send a message on this one because it was a downright assault…..what move in hockey does rip the helmet off and slam the noggin into the glass come from…….your not Jonathon E in Rollerball…… don’t like the Mule to keep scoring hat tricks……try playing better instead you bums.

    • Young $narf Young $narf
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