Exhibit A: Russell Westbrook.

Kevin Durant was the man out of college, clearly the second best player in the L behind LeBron James. The Oklahoma City Thunder even made the NBA Finals. However, Durant routinely took a backseat while Brickbrook jacked it up. BE THE ALPHA.

Exhibit B: All-Star Game Ball-hogg.

What was that shit at the all-star game? How tall are you and how many 3’s did you shoot? You are not a shooting guard! The West was winning that game until you single-handedly shot them out of it. Not cool when Blake Griffin is 19/23 on 15 dunks.

Exhibit C: The Nickname.

Congratulation, Durant, it is complete. You’ve always had the devil goatee, and now you are fulfilling the prophecy: You gave yourself a nickname. Yikes. For the love of God, don’t do that. Nickname’s are earned and given, not chosen.

The evidence is there, snarfs!