Final score: Detroit 6, Ottawa 1 They were so desperate to stop The Mule they resorted to cheap shots on a guy who just came back from a concussion. Eventually, Franzen and another snarf for the Senators were ejected. Reminded me of when the Warriors got Blake tossed on Christmas. It’s bush-league bullshit. That’s why […]
You are browsing archives for
Month: February 2014
Tigers 2-0
Everybody getting reps, the lineup and the rotation look good!
Arizona Almost Fucks Up
Super Bowl relief as Arizona Governor Jan Brewer affirms veto – ESPN. “Host Committee CEO Jay Parry had said the organization went straight to Brewer’s office to express its concern and disagreement over Senate Bill 1062, which would have allowed Arizonans the ability to cite religious beliefs as a reason to deny services to anybody.”
Michigan Beats the Buzzer
I picked this game up down six, three minutes to play. TIME TO GO TO WORK. Michigan got two steals and closed the game tied, forcing OT. Purdue led at home by one and headed to the free throw line, where they were perfect. The guy shooting was 85% – I told him (with under ten […]
Clippers Take Houston in LA
With Jamal Crawford hurt, Darren Collison really upped his game. Collison scored seven points in a row for LA down the stretch, helping us pull out the win against the Rockets.
Pistons Outplay Spurs, Can’t Coach
Let me illustrate my frustrations with one stretch of play: The Pistons led six with roughly three minutes remaining in the half. Our coach calls timeout with the lead at four, two and a half left. We promptly turn it over out of the timeout, then allow the Spurs to go ride down the lane […]
Red Wings Rally in OT
After leading 1-0 for 59 and a half minutes, our Detroit Red Wings got snarfed. Montreal pulled their goalie and tied it, forcing overtime. However, who are the Red Wings coached by? THE OLYMPIC CHAMPION MIKE BABCOCK. Oh, yeah. Our coach told the Wings not to give up and they responded with another goal in overtime […]
Miguel Cabrera Says, Goodnight
Strap on your cleats, snarfs: Pitchers & Catchers are reporting.
Jason Collins
The first openly gay player in the history of major sports. CONGRATULATIONS, G. THESPORTINGSNARF SUPPORTS EVERYONE.
Clippers Finish Thunder in High-Scoring Affair
72-66 at halftime, LA leads. That’s where I picked up after the in-state battle. The Clippers were simply unstoppable for a stretch, with Matt Barnes starting 6-7 from downtown. However, the annual snarf freakout prevailed when I saw a 15-point lead evaporate. Luckily, Michigan’s Jamal Crawford was “feeling it.” In the air? The G drained […]
Michigan Survives Spartans in Ann Arbor
The Spartans stormed ahead early behind a flurry of 3’s, but Michigan stayed in it and hit a triple of their own to bring it within two at halftime. We came out bustin’ in the second half, and our coach really corralled the referees away from Izzo’s corner. I have loved MSU my whole life, and […]
Final Medal Standings
: RIGGED.
The Putin Games
Queen: Fat Bottomed Girls
Pistons Storm Back to Beat Hawks at the Palace
Down 11 at halftime, the Pistons huddled up. Andre Drummond said they looked each other in the eye as men and asked, “Do we want this?” And the answer was, “Yes.” Josh Smith led the charge, igniting a Pistons run that forced a Hawk timeout. Then, there was the steal: Kyle Singler and another Detroiter dove […]
An All-Star Weekend to Remember
New Orleans, LA 2014 FRIDAY Kevin Hart’s Celebrity Game -Actually enjoyable -Highlights: -Hart vs. Skyler Diggins -Celebs providing some flow by making buckets to start out -Hart vs. Bruce Bowen (the drive and the strip) -Snoop Dogg draining a 3, proving you can smoke weed and still be in shape -Close finish with Hart winning […]
Durant Going Downhill
Exhibit A: Russell Westbrook. Kevin Durant was the man out of college, clearly the second best player in the L behind LeBron James. The Oklahoma City Thunder even made the NBA Finals. However, Durant routinely took a backseat while Brickbrook jacked it up. BE THE ALPHA. Exhibit B: All-Star Game Ball-hogg. What was that shit at […]
Russia Very Graceful in Defeat
(…)