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Jim Schwartz Fucking Up

We handed New York the game and two shitty teams our division all in one easily avoidable pick six.

Five minutes to go. Keep running the ball. POUND THE RUN. The Giants had not scored in the second half and took a safety that swung the momentum to Detroit. The Lions built a 20-13 lead that was gone in an instant that seemed too bad to be true. Again.

It’s not our fault Lions fans, you beautiful, beautiful Lions fans. You literally look gorgeous in that Honolulu Blue with a silver touch. The crowd is a sea of beautiful blue, and even after defeats, we still fill Ford Field and create volume that has a definite impact on the game.

Schwartz is great. He founded this talented team. We have that d-line thanks to his crazy nature. He built the offense that is electric. However, he’s making bad decisions and not focusing us like a leader must.

Schwartz is mad at the fans for booing when he decided not to try anything before overtime. Are you kidding me? That’s what fans always do. They’re basically getting that volume from drunk men who just want action – don’t ever take them seriously! It’s not that they’re hating, they just always want you to go for it.

You just made these fans suffer another agonizing defeat and you call us out?

Why did you give away the game by passing when the Giants couldn’t score on their own?

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1 Comment

  1. oldschool oldschool
    December 23, 2013    

    …..young snarf calls it dead on….5 minutes to go and do the math ……want fans to stop booing?…… start coaching better…. double so in December… Please Mr. Dungee…..call our coach and let him know how to win with 20 pt’s before someone figures out John Gruden wants his job …..and he’ll do it!…..Alex Karras and Mike Lucci to Billy Simms and Barry Sanders all know to be able to run and control the ball late in the game and late in the season……and don’t ever doubt Lions fans….we’ve seen the canvas more times than Rembrandt and he’s gone!

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