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Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany Wears His Ass as a Hat

We don’t want to do that. What we want to do is do what we’ve been doing for 100 years. …

“Don’t ask us what we’ve been doing.”

via Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany discusses possible football, basketball changes – ESPN.

How far up your ass is your head, Jim?

For real? So you are allowed to make the money, selling tv rights and merchandise off the players who risk injury. But they aren’t.

“But don’t come here and say, ‘We want to be paid $25,000 or $50,000.’ Go to the D-League and get it, go to the NBA and get it, go to the NFL and get it.”

Unreal. Obviously college is the only real stage for football and basketball, making it essentially a monopoly. Don’t forget:

Stu-dent ATH-O-LEETS – Video Clips – South Park Studios.

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1 Comment

  1. old school old school
    September 27, 2013    

    ………everbody is getting paid except you know who………face up to it America…….. slave labor is getting money for people who only get to do what you say!

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