Do not fight the team – embrace them with warm leathery bearhugs. That’s right, make them feel at home as Americas first gay baseball team, like it or not.
I was once – as a child – a big Oakland Raiders fan. Back in the 1970′s. Ken Stabler, Fred Bilitnikoff, Dave Casper, John Matusak, Art Shell, Gene Upshaw – even Ray Guy the punter was worth flicking a small portion of poop of your cock – just to show respect for banging a punt off the rafters at the SuperDome in New Orleans.
But somewhere along the line, gang members and their wanna-be ilk took a liking to the Raiders and ruined it for the rest of us. You can’t even go to an Oakland home game without risk of getting stabbed in the neck at the taco stand.
The gang members stole my Raiders. Now it’s your turn – our turn – to steal the Expos. You can make the new Washington DC team America’s Gay Team.