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We are the best in American League, we earned that. However, you saw us get blanked twice in the World Series, and I have a theory as to why. We’ve got the power and the strikeout pitching, classic AL ball. But, we need to close out games and play small ball (aka manufacture runs via […]
‘Twas a defensive contest. Low-scoring to start, the Heat trailed 23-19 and 44-40 after one and two quarters, respectively. The D paid off in the second half (that’s what she said). The Heat took a lead, Indiana took a timeout. The Heat went up five, the Pacers called timeout. The Heat went up 79-66, the […]
I hate the Chicago Blackhawks. Not because they are good, but because they are dirty snarfs. The way their captain has spent his time in the penalty box, the way they came out in game one looking like playground bullies, the way they were fined by the NHL for shooting pucks into our net during […]
Has anyone else fancied a glance at the show on Discovery? Scientists have evidence of fucking Mermaids. Seriously. These creatures seem to have evolved into human-fish. The footage is amazing: Lol. I know this is ridiculous. But then again, it isn’t. Christopher Columbus, the Vikings, and snarfs throughout history logged records of seeing sea people […]
TRANSLATION: The ugly-style old San Antonio Spurs just swept the new school ugly Memphis Grizzlies four games to zero, out-uglying their opponent.
The Pirates made things interesting on a rainy memorial day in Detroit. However, Jose Valverde shut the door in the 9th to win it for the Tigers. Justin Verlander was the winning pitcher, going 7 strong on three earned and 13 k’s.
8:00 PM ET NBCSN Joe Louis Arena Detroit, MI Red Wings lead 3-2
Tigers 6, Twins 1 The Tigers took 3 out of 4 against the Minnesota Twins to win the series today. Avisail Garcia cleared the bases with his first major league triple. Scherzer went six smooth innings allowing only one earned, three hits, and three walks. Relief did their job without surrendering a hit. Drew Smyly […]
Miami 114, Indiana 96 SO. The Heat scored over 30 points in the first quarter and, offensively, never looked back. It was 70-56 at halftime. I am just amazed at how many people actually believed that the Pacers would win this game. The SportsNation poll showed every state besides Miami and 60% overall voting that […]
Tigers assistant GM Al Avila looks at Cabrera, whom he scouted as a teenager, and sees a guy “in the prime of his career, playing on a very good club that is totally focused on getting back to the World Series.” And this, Avila says, feels like pretty much the perfect place for this player, […]
I got so lost in the game that I forgot to post this. Unbelievable. Alicia Keys has the best rendition I’ve ever heard of our national anthem.
The Minnesota Twins managed no hits for eight innings. Joe Mauer singled with one out in the 9th, but Sanchez wasn’t rattled and finished the game off with two K’s. 9 IP, 1 H, 3 BB, 0 R, 10 K’s. *Don Kelly hit a 2-run shot. TIGERS WIN 6-0. Doug “Fresh” Fister will pitch tomorrow […]
Best lines: Contemplating the future was literally impossible. If you were never a baby, Well, you wouldn’t understand. What about you, MC Vagina? (When I was a baby, I didn’t even know that owning a lot of guns Was the best thing you could do for safety. When I was a baby, I was sooo […]
Sparky Anderson once told me he didn’t believe in anything he saw on the field until June 1. Only after two months of baseball could he have confidence a player or team’s performance was legitimate. via Jim Bowden. For all those excitable snarfs…
It was a special night in Motown. Red Wings 2-0 F (3-1 series lead) Jimmy Howard shuts out Chicago in Detroit. *Snarf save of the game: Save off his right leg while going to his left! Franzen clipped in the back on near-score by Red Wings, no call. -Second time they’ve disrespected “The Mule” *Big Play: […]
