Cheating is Wrong – Video Clips – South Park Studios.
Timmy: | [points to Timmy] Timmih! |
Jimmy: | [thinks a moment] Oh my God. You, you’re right, Timmy. You’re totally right. [walks up to the mic and begins talking] Everyone, can I have your attention, please? [everyone falls silent] I’m afraid I have to give back my medal. The truth is, I haven’t been playing fair either. I’ve been using st-steroids. I was willing to do anything to be the best, and the steroids made me blind to the people I was hurting. [a shot of Nancy, injured and taped around the head. She smiles] A good friend even tried to talk me out of it, and I wouldn’t listen to him. [a shot of Timmy, who smiles and shows off his silver medal. Others around him wear bronzes.] Taking steroids is just like pretending to be handicapped at the Special Olympics. [a shot of a chastened Cartman before the baseball players] Because you’re taking all the fairness out of the game. But I know now that even if you do win on steroids, you’re really not a winner. You’re just a p-pussy. You’re just a[shot of Mark McGuire] big fat p-p…p…pussy, and if you take steroids, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say, [shot of Barry Bonds] “Remove me from the record books, because I am a big, stinky p-pussy-” [shot of Jason Giambi] “-steroid-taking jackass.” [Giambi nods ever so subtly] That’s how I feel about myself, and why I must decline this medal and my place in the history books. And if you’ll let me, I’ll be back next year. To compete with honor. [applause rises from the stands, followed by cheers. The volunteers and baseball players gather around Jimmy] |
McGuire: | Hey kid. Good for you for being honest. |
via Episode 803 – Up The Down Steroid.
“Up the Down Steroid” interesting title for the episode. Wonder if they ever saw the 1967 movie “Up the Down Staircase”…. had nothing to do with sports, but a catchy title.
You are actually correct. “The title is a parody of the book Up the Down Staircase.” – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_the_Down_Staircase
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