Cheating is Wrong – Video Clips – South Park Studios.

Timmy:[points to Timmy] Timmih!
Jimmy:[thinks a moment] Oh my God. You, you’re right, Timmy. You’re totally right. [walks up to the mic and begins talking] Everyone, can I have your attention, please? [everyone falls silent] I’m afraid I have to give back my medal. The truth is, I haven’t been playing fair either. I’ve been using st-steroids. I was willing to do anything to be the best, and the steroids made me blind to the people I was hurting. [a shot of Nancy, injured and taped around the head. She smiles] A good friend even tried to talk me out of it, and I wouldn’t listen to him. [a shot of Timmy, who smiles and shows off his silver medal. Others around him wear bronzes.] Taking steroids is just like pretending to be handicapped at the Special Olympics. [a shot of a chastened Cartman before the baseball players] Because you’re taking all the fairness out of the game. But I know now that even if you do win on steroids, you’re really not a winner. You’re just a p-pussy. You’re just a[shot of Mark McGuire] big fat p-p…p…pussy, and if you take steroids, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say, [shot of Barry Bonds] “Remove me from the record books, because I am a big, stinky p-pussy-” [shot of Jason Giambi] “-steroid-taking jackass.” [Giambi nods ever so subtly] That’s how I feel about myself, and why I must decline this medal and my place in the history books. And if you’ll let me, I’ll be back next year. To compete with honor. [applause rises from the stands, followed by cheers. The volunteers and baseball players gather around Jimmy]
McGuire:Hey kid. Good for you for being honest.

via Episode 803 – Up The Down Steroid.