I was watching the first installment of The Hobbit and I had to call a TIMEOUT when I heard these gems:

“…for dragons covet gold with a dark and fierce desire”

Oh.

“…for a dragon will guard his plunder as long as he lives”

Lol oh.

“To find our long forgotten gold”
-dwarf song

“Giants! Stone Giants!”

Anything with wizards is so clutch.