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Oh, of Course

I was watching the first installment of The Hobbit and I had to call a TIMEOUT when I heard these gems:

“…for dragons covet gold with a dark and fierce desire”

Oh.

“…for a dragon will guard his plunder as long as he lives”

Lol oh.

“To find our long forgotten gold”
-dwarf song

“Giants! Stone Giants!”

Anything with wizards is so clutch.

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1 Comment

  1. Carmen Carmen
    March 26, 2013    

    …and the way they dress: clutch-sauce.

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