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February 2013
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Halftime Speech to My Clippers

Great second quarter.

There’s just one problem: the celebrating. You can’t curb raw emotion, but doing a dance every time a three-pointer is attempted is too douchey.

The douches don’t win. Ask Jim Harbaugh. Ask the 2010-11 Miami Heat. We are already really good on our own, we don’t have to show up our opponents.

Let’s just play.


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1 Comment

  1. Young $narf Young $narf
    February 27, 2013    

    They really did stay classy in the 2nd half – and won big!

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