Yearly archives for 2013
The lead on ESPN is our boy Schwartz getting canned, but Michael Shumacher in critical condition barely makes it? HE’S DYING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. Goddamn.
My, how times have changed, Utah. You used to own us, beating us all those times in a row. Until CP3 came along. Now, you are the lottery-bound losers, and we are the contender. Blake Griffin scored 40 on 13-20 shooting and 14-17 at the free throw line along with 10 rebounds. Chris Paul tallied 21 […]
NBA: Griffin should not have been ejected vs. Warriors Official Release Posted Dec 26, 2013 4:33 PM NEW YORK — Rod Thorn, NBA President, Basketball Operations, issued the following statement today regarding the ejection of Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin with 10:43 remaining in the fourth quarter of the Golden State Warriors’ 105-103 win over […]
A great day of basketball. Every road team had won coming into Golden State, and with a big early lead by the visiting Clippers, things looked like they were falling into place. Then, the Warriors resorted to cheap Mark Jackson-tactics because they look like middle schoolers. “Mommy, did you pack Steph and Klay’s lunches?” Faggot […]
Out of 75,000 people, half of you said you won’t watch a single NBA game today. Now, I buy that my Aunt Sue probably won’t, but she wouldn’t have took a poll on ESPN.com, either. YOU SNARFS ARE LYING! I know you will at least turn on a game in the background if you like […]
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Detroit improves to 14-16 after a tough loss against the Rockets. The Pistons held the Cavaliers to 39% shooting and grabbed 18 offensive rebounds. Greg Monroe recorded 11 and 11, Andre Drummond dropped 14 & 11, Josh Smith scored 25, and Brandon Jennings hit 21 and 13.
Merry Christmas, Millsap! (Who runs the NBA’s YouTube account? Double exclamations?! It’s like, “Fuck You, Millsap!!”) This dunk was timely, too, as Miami wound up winning in overtime.
Los Angeles, California With the clock winding down, the Clippers trapped Kevin Martin of the Minnesota Timberwolves in the backcourt and stole the ball, tying the game. In overtime, they trailed two again with forty seconds left until Jared Dudley made a three, leading to an eventual 120-116 win. Chris Paul had 19 points, 13 […]
We handed New York the game and two shitty teams our division all in one easily avoidable pick six. Five minutes to go. Keep running the ball. POUND THE RUN. The Giants had not scored in the second half and took a safety that swung the momentum to Detroit. The Lions built a 20-13 lead […]
The Pistons took a tough loss in Houston. Dwight Howard battled down low for many points and boards. The Clippers won vs. Denver, never trailing. Jared Dudley continued to hit his threes, as did Jamal Crawford, with six. Blake stepped up his rebounding and Paul dished out 11 assists. I was watching the Red Wings […]
As a member of the East, Detroit made it’s first trip to “Original 6” member Toronto’s home ice. The Wings led 3-1 early. Goalie Gustavsson made the game as hard as he could against his former team. Gusty made the save of the year and one of the best I’ve ever seen to keep the […]
The Pistons looked like they had it, up 14 after three quarters. Bobcats 41, Pistons 17 in the final frame erased the lead. What happened? I was hoping you knew. Brandon Jennings scored 28 and tried to keep us ahead, we just kept letting them score. 41 fourth quarter points? Our bad, Pistons.