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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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TheSportingSnarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

NBA: We Fucked Up

NBA: Griffin should not have been ejected vs. Warriors Official Release Posted Dec 26, 2013 4:33 PM NEW YORK — Rod Thorn, NBA President, Basketball Operations, issued the following statement today regarding the ejection of Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin with 10:43 remaining in the fourth quarter of the Golden State Warriors’ 105-103 win over […]

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Refs Ruin Christmas

A great day of basketball. Every road team had won coming into Golden State, and with a big early lead by the visiting Clippers, things looked like they were falling into place. Then, the Warriors resorted to cheap Mark Jackson-tactics because they look like middle schoolers. “Mommy, did you pack Steph and Klay’s lunches?” Faggot […]

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Out of 75,000 people, half of you said you won’t watch a single NBA game today. Now, I buy that my Aunt Sue probably won’t, but she wouldn’t have took a poll on, either. YOU SNARFS ARE LYING! I know you will at least turn on a game in the background if you like […]

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Jim Schwartz Fucking Up

We handed New York the game and two shitty teams our division all in one easily avoidable pick six. Five minutes to go. Keep running the ball. POUND THE RUN. The Giants had not scored in the second half and took a safety that swung the momentum to Detroit. The Lions built a 20-13 lead […]

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The Pistons took a tough loss in Houston. Dwight Howard battled down low for many points and boards. The Clippers won vs. Denver, never trailing. Jared Dudley continued to hit his threes, as did Jamal Crawford, with six. Blake stepped up his rebounding and Paul dished out 11 assists. I was watching the Red Wings […]

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Kobe & Rose

It’s not that they came back to early. It’s that they’ve tried to be the MVP too soon. These snarfs need to look at Victor Martinez. He took his time. Lol Victor didn’t give a fuck the first few months – we made fun of him for avoiding a home plate collision early on in […]

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