I have watched the Tigers all season.

Our lineup, top to bottom, is the best I’ve ever witnessed. The pitching staff’s starters are money (Verlander, Fister, Sanchez, Scherzer). So why are we down 3-0 right now?

I wish I knew.

The Giants were led by steroid-boy Melky Cabrera most of the season, enabling not just a better regular season record for San Francisco, but also the all-star game to be won for the National League. Home-field advantage, won by all-star MVP MELKY CABRERBA.

These aren’t excuses for losing back-to-back 2-0 games. But it’s to illustrate what a team of obnoxious, immature, cheaters the SF bitches we play tonight are.

That’s right, tonight.

The Tigers are alive.