Sorry, Ray Allen, but you were never bitch enough. Once we could see Garnett without his swag in Boston, he became the perfect bitch fit for natural-born Boston bitches, Rajon Rondo and Paul Pierce. When Pierce wasn’t making “that face,” Allen could never find his inner bitch – instead making dagger 3’s. Not clutch, Ray. In […]
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Day: July 5, 2012
Kanye West – Diamonds (Ratatat Remix)
Allure – Ratatat feat. Jay Z and Notorious B.I.G
Why Is There an NBA Lottery?
Houston posted the NBA’s worst record in the 1982-83 season and the second-worst, three games ahead of the Indiana Pacers, in the 1983-84 season, and earned the number one pick in the draft each time. Those were the last two drafts when the number one pick was determined by a coin flip between the worst […]
Still Critical of Superstars Calling the Shots?
I know you’d feel more comfortable if rich-ballers were instead “Yes-men”, but after James, Wade, and Bosh, we now have: LAKERS: Nash, Bryant, and Gasol [Bynum] NETS: Williams, Johnson, and Howard (potentially) [Wallace] CELTICS: Rondo, Pierce, and Garnett CLIPPERS: Paul, Billups, and Griffin [Butler] KNICKS: Kidd, Anthony, Stoudemire, and Chandler. [Lin?] I want to hear […]
“I Think I’ll Stop Walking People”
Rodney’s breakthrough is the product of two critical adjustments: Glove positioning and his placement on the pitching rubber, which are largely responsible for his markedly improved control. Rodney has averaged just 1.19 walks per nine innings, or approximately 3 2/3 fewer per nine than he averaged in his career through 2011 (4.88). via Fernando Rodney, […]
Clippers Keep Mr. Big Shot, Sign Jamal Crawford
Cancel meeting with SG Ray Allen (37 years old). Billups gets 1-year/4+ Million According to The Los Angles Times, SG Crawford (32) will get a three-year deal for $15.7 million. Chris Paul, Chauncey Billups, Jamal Crawford, Eric Bledsoe? Backcourt’s got swag.
Call of Douche
EVERYONE loves Call of Duty Modern Fagfare, except me. When I see buildings being bombed and blown up, people (real humans, not Super Mario) being shot, bloodied, and killed – believe it or not – it’s too real for me. I wasn’t born into an era of war let alone a country who experiences this (see: […]