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“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.




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TheSportingSnarf  is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world.  We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We’d love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you’d just like to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure — head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Boston Bitches

Sorry, Ray Allen, but you were never bitch enough. Once we could see Garnett without his swag in Boston, he became the perfect bitch fit for natural-born Boston bitches, Rajon Rondo and Paul Pierce. When Pierce wasn’t making “that face,” Allen could never find his inner bitch – instead making dagger 3’s. Not clutch, Ray. In […]

Why Is There an NBA Lottery?

Houston posted the NBA’s worst record in the 1982-83 season and the second-worst, three games ahead of the Indiana Pacers, in the 1983-84 season, and earned the number one pick in the draft each time. Those were the last two drafts when the number one pick was determined by a coin flip between the worst […]

Still Critical of Superstars Calling the Shots?

I know you’d feel more comfortable if rich-ballers were instead “Yes-men”, but after James, Wade, and Bosh, we now have: LAKERS: Nash, Bryant, and Gasol [Bynum] NETS: Williams, Johnson, and Howard (potentially) [Wallace] CELTICS: Rondo, Pierce, and Garnett CLIPPERS: Paul, Billups, and Griffin [Butler] KNICKS: Kidd, Anthony, Stoudemire, and Chandler. [Lin?] I want to hear […]

“I Think I’ll Stop Walking People”

Rodney’s breakthrough is the product of two critical adjustments: Glove positioning and his placement on the pitching rubber, which are largely responsible for his markedly improved control. Rodney has averaged just 1.19 walks per nine innings, or approximately 3 2/3 fewer per nine than he averaged in his career through 2011 (4.88). via Fernando Rodney, […]

Call of Douche

EVERYONE loves Call of Duty Modern Fagfare, except me. When I see buildings being bombed and blown up, people (real humans, not Super Mario) being shot, bloodied, and killed – believe it or not – it’s too real for me. I wasn’t born into an era of war let alone a country who experiences this (see: […]

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