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The Sporting Snarf is a website dedicated to the enjoyable, humorous, and nuanced aspects of the sporting and (to a lesser extent) pop-culture world. We attempt to touch upon (in varying degrees of print/video length) engaging topics which are not discussed nearly enough. We'd love for you to give us your perspective, network, and participate regularly. But if you'd just like to check a score, read a game-story, or to join in on the mob-mentality and get all sanctimonious on a particular sports figure -- head on over to ESPN.com. (Mickey Mouse welcomes you.) Or you can keep it real with us.

Ranking Douchiest Olympic Sports

1. Water Polo – Swim or play soccer, not both at the same time.

2. Lacrosse – Event in 1904, 1908 (Let the DOUCHES PLAY)

3. Horse Riding (Real Polo) – They stopped in ’36, ending horse suffrage.

4. Golf – T Woods bout to let that Gold Chain Hang Low

5. Soccer – Always good to watch in the final stages, and when it’s competitive, but c’mon, you think basketball players flop? If I have to watch 1 or 2 goals every hour, you better not be a prissy bitch when you’re losing. Soccer players, lol.

So there you have it – for Olympic sports – these be thou douchiest.

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2 Comments

  1. Young $narf's Gravatar Young $narf
    July 4, 2012    

    Golf will be back in ’16

  2. Young $narf's Gravatar Young $narf
    July 4, 2012    

    Rich white ppl – dominating the douche

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