Or, as ESPN put it: “Sources: Lakers to Nash in sign-and-trade” Los Angeles rocks the boat with Nash, Kobe Bryant, Metta World Peace, Pau Gasol, and Andrew Bynum. No more being whiny bitches, Gasol, Artest, Bynum, etc.
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Day: July 4, 2012
Jason Terry + Boston Celtics = Perfect Fit
GQ Interview with Nick Offerman:
I have managed to land an absolute goddess of beauty and talent, but still she is a human being and I am a human being. It’s not that different from any relationship where you live with someone: At some point they’re going to get on your tits and you need to rise above it. I […]
Takeru Kobayashi Vs. Joey Chestnut: Who’s Fatter?
At the Fourth of July Nathans International Hot Dog-Eating Contest in Coney Island, N.Y., Joey Chestnut scarfed down 68 hot dogs to win the 2012 title. But across town, his competitive eating rival, Takeru Kobayashi, ate 68.5 hot dogs at the Crif Dog Classic. via Takeru Kobayashi Vs. Joey Chestnut: The Big Fat Hot Dog […]
Roberta’s in Brooklyn’s Weed Tasting Menu: GQ
Toward the end of dessert, Black Sabbath’s debut album materialized on the turntable, and nobody, not even the chefs, was able to speak during the first track’s rain, bells, and doom. I took advantage of the lull to think about what we’d just accomplished. After three hours of consuming copious amounts of marijuana in carefully […]
Ranking Douchiest Olympic Sports
1. Water Polo – Swim or play soccer, not both at the same time. 2. Lacrosse – Event in 1904, 1908 (Let the DOUCHES PLAY) 3. Horse Riding (Real Polo) – They stopped in ’36, ending horse suffrage. 4. Golf – T Woods bout to let that Gold Chain Hang Low 5. Soccer – Always […]
Happy Birthday Jesus, Founder of America
Everyone knows God sent Jesus to the United States after the Native Americans prepared it for us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVenLvUlR2c God Bless YOU, AMERICA, ON THIS YOUNG 236th B-DAY! SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nets Don’t Give A Fuck
It looks like they will need one last stunt, to pull off a trade for Dwight Howard, to complete the Russian Empire that is the Brooklyn Nets. RECAP SG Joe Johnson – now a Net. PG Deron Williams – resigned 5 yrs/98M SF/PF Gerald Wallace – 4/40M Backup Ex-Clipper Rebound Warrior (salute) Reggie Evans signed […]